Wormhog

California here: Sorry, we're fresh out of bees.

Edit: Here is more about what bees do for our complicated avocado friends.

Thank you for providing an actual example. The Estonian speakers here all seem to think dude crossed some lines. Needs more up votes. I'm not buying this one. Ew.

162x14, man....

Just be thankful you aren't cutting onions surrounded by strangers at 35,000 ft.

That's an AMA worthy life circumstance.