WordsMort47

Reading some of your answers make me think that a lot of the "symptoms" of your condition could actually just be down to normal inherited physical traits and mental traits brought about throughout your upbringing- that is to say, socially acquired traits, I.e. nature vs. nurture.

So with that, coupled with the lack of muscular coordination you mentioned in another comment, what's it like to get it on with a woman?

Short for Yule Log Huge?

What's the significance of skating and biking the route you did without an iPhone. I'm sure you did it without the kitchen sink but you didn't feel the need to mention that, did you?
EDIT: My bad, originally got over-excited by the apparent randomness of lack of iPhone, went back and read properly and see you've answered that question already. Suppose the iPhone stands in for any smartphone though, so that was a tad misleading in that respect. Cheers guys!