Wootsaur

You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan?

Well for one you can use the money to aid yourself in escaping from the snail. And if you're immortal I guess the snail would be trying to kill you because immortality sounds kinda lame tbh