Wootery

having no safe word and even waterboarding people

You're going to have to explain that one.

Anyone who's seen Hitchens get waterboarded knows that isn't a joke.

People who've been waterboarded say that if they had to choose, next time they'd rather have their toes chopped off.

saying robots "feel" pain can give a lot of people the wrong idea

It sure does. Top notch journalism!

That does it, I'm calling Nathan Fillion.

For cowboys on ships, there's no-one more qualified.

Clever idea. Many people refuse to give legal advice, but this sucker just invited you to ask him anything.

If you also need any financial advice or medical advice, now's the moment.

A ringing endorsement.

Land Rover: So unreliable, we struggle to retain our sales staff.