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WookieGoldberg679 karma

Or a unicorn without a horn at all. If only...

WookieGoldberg96 karma

There's a terrarium. The glass walls are 20 feet high, it's 50 feet wide, and 100 feet long. There is nothing in it except for sand, which covers the floor. Would you rather spend 24 hours in there with a 5'3'' 120 lb man who honestly just wants to kill you. He has no weapons. But he is furious, crazy, psycopathic and wants nothing more than to kill you. He is not a trained fighter or anything, just some random, small, psycopath that you pick up off the street.

Or would you rather spend 24 hours in my terrarium with a 3 year old with a gun? The gun is taped to his hand so he won't drop it or anything, and let's say he's strong enough to hold it. There is unlimited ammo. He doesn't speak English. You can't reason with him, because he's a toddler. You can't touch the kid (to disarm him, incapacitate him, etc). He may shoot you, he may not. He probably has horrible aim. This is a random, psycopathic toddler that you picked up off the streets.

Choose.

WookieGoldberg22 karma

How'd you guys sound?