Woodsalt_

Can I just say that it's insanely refreshing to not have these questions ignored. Honesty is hugely appreciated, really.

Thank you.

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Damn guys, I choose to believe them. I don't know for sure, neither do you. Stop assuming I'm some dumb asshole just because for once I decide to believe that I'm not being lied to, damn.

You'll be getting a sternly worded letter for that dissonance, dear boy.

Face down?

Just to say, I have no idea what The Egg is, or who you are, but because of seeing that you're a good guy and everyone here loves your work, I'm going to read The Martian first and then The Egg.

If you have a store or something, I'll get it based on this website's endorsements.

Off topic, but your gag reflex control is unreal. You deserve to be in medical journals or something, it's amazing.