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Topless Sixers games confirmed.

Of course, my man. That means I'm fucking Daphne...

Hi Jason! I'll be in Vegas in two weeks. What do you say we get wine drunk and act like Niles and Frasier Crane?

I like how everyone is freaking out about YUM! Brands owning both, therefore deducing Pizza Hut is not a competitor.

CEO of YUM! walks into the office of /u/realtacobell..

CEO:"Taco Bell receipts are at an all time low! I want some answers god damnit!"

Brian: "But, but, look here...Pizza Hut sales are at an all time high! We are the same company, we've been sending people to the Hut! Does it really matter?"

CEO: "Good work! Carry on. Here's another Radio Flyer wagon filled with cash. You're getting a raise!"

Hey Bob! Back in 1998, I got my first BJ during "New #1." Thanks man. Every so often, I play "New #1" and my wife can never understand my obsession with that song.

She wasn't there. How could she know?