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WisperingPenis14 karma

When you see Jimmy, ask him "Are you still sober?" If he keeps it up, congradulate him! He sounds like he needs a friend.

WisperingPenis3 karma

Did you ever get shot at or knifed?

Do you have bullet-proof glass?

How about your best stories?

WisperingPenis1 karma

Do you have to follow the speed limit or are you allowed to go at any speed you can?

WisperingPenis1 karma

Is everyone in your family fat like you were?

Did your parents not know they were overfeeding you?

WisperingPenis1 karma

Good luck with your job! It sounds like it is not so hard, but you gotta keep focus or they will run inside and steal the till....

Good luck!