WisperingPenis

When you see Jimmy, ask him "Are you still sober?" If he keeps it up, congradulate him! He sounds like he needs a friend.

Did you ever get shot at or knifed?

Do you have bullet-proof glass?

How about your best stories?

Do you have to follow the speed limit or are you allowed to go at any speed you can?

Is everyone in your family fat like you were?

Did your parents not know they were overfeeding you?

Good luck with your job! It sounds like it is not so hard, but you gotta keep focus or they will run inside and steal the till....

Good luck!