Wildelocke

No question. Cute kids though. I wish your family all the best.

It would appear that she shits tears...

The overhead bins were full but she insisted on bringing her bag on board because she had "confidential" items. I kept telling her there is no space. She insisted on trying to tell me there was.

Not sure I understand the scare quotes. Companies (especially law firms) often require people to carry-on confidential materials. If the airline loses them, it can be an absolute nightmare / embarrassment to a client or the company itself.

It's insanely frustrating that because airlines charge for checked bags and won't police carry on bags for people getting on early, you end up choosing between breaking rules or missing your flight.

Not everybody has the same job protection flight attendants do, and lots of professions deal with extremely sensitive material. If my livelyhood depended on that bag being tagged, I would watch it as well.

Canadian here, it plays on automatic loop on one of our radio stations. Thus no market for it.

If you had a picnic for someone's birthday and every attendee was wearing party hats would it force them to interpret it as a picnic?

Would defs work. Am a lawyer.

This is legal advice, and you should follow it.