Whysharksmatter

The global media is controlled by Big Dolphin.

Yes! Did you see "Alien Sharks" last night? It was SO GOOD! Natural history, real science, no sensationalism. It's exactly what Shark Week used to be.

This does not happen as often as people think. I really only have to do it once or twice a day.

In the interest of keeping language safe for work, I'll refer you to an interview I did on CNN earlier this week about the megalodon nonsense:

http://thelead.blogs.cnn.com/2013/08/07/scientist-slams-discoverys-shark-week-fake-documentary/

I think Discovery should apologize, but they won't.

If I punched you in the face, would you run away or punch me back?