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Why_Did_Bodie_Die327 karma

1) How do you wipe your ass after you go poop? 2) How do you "flick the bean"? Do you use toys or can you reach the little man in the boat? 3) If we were to have sex and I asked you to dress up like a T-Rex and roar and wave your little arms around while you give me head would you do it? 4) Can you pick your nose? We might need video evidence of some of these for proof...

Why_Did_Bodie_Die214 karma

Are you saying I have a dirty butt????

Why_Did_Bodie_Die135 karma

Schrödinger's ass?

Why_Did_Bodie_Die121 karma

I feel like reddit doesn't need a pic of my clean or not clean b-hole.

Why_Did_Bodie_Die55 karma

I'm from Seattle too. Want to be friends?

Edit: This is a close to gold as I have ever been and I will probably never be closer.