Why_Did_Bodie_Die

1) How do you wipe your ass after you go poop? 2) How do you "flick the bean"? Do you use toys or can you reach the little man in the boat? 3) If we were to have sex and I asked you to dress up like a T-Rex and roar and wave your little arms around while you give me head would you do it? 4) Can you pick your nose? We might need video evidence of some of these for proof...

Are you saying I have a dirty butt????

Schrödinger's ass?

I feel like reddit doesn't need a pic of my clean or not clean b-hole.

I'm from Seattle too. Want to be friends?

Edit: This is a close to gold as I have ever been and I will probably never be closer.