WhyAmINotStudying

The best part is that the reduced lung capacity means she can't run from you.

I know it must have been traumatic as hell, but your article...

"They were both nice girls," said Boulder District Attorney Stan Johnson. "They were not hippies or hitchhikers."

I can't even imagine a present-day DA dropping a line like that to a reporter.

Based on my experience, I'd say bend over and think of a pleasant memory.

Touch my stimulus package. <3

Best possible wife.