WhirlyTwirlyMustache

Will this story have a happy ending?

Edit - Obligatory "first silver!" Thank you!

I think I'm blind

How many words per minute can you type that way?

I must have seen Flight of the Navigator about a hundred times when I was really young. Dad recorded it from HBO or something and we always had to fast forward through Roadhouse to get to it. Did you get to keep any souvenirs from filming the movie?

To hell with sympathy. You're Americans on American soil. If you don't fight back here, you look worse than if you'd kicked some ass. Get me there for the next protest and I'll pull security for you. That was one of the most frustrating videos I'd ever seen.