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WashDishesGetMoney3348 karma

Yep! My fingerprints are always damaged and often times unrecognizable.

People always say "Dude you can commit the perfect crime." Except for the one minor technicality that I'd leave behind more skin cells than a ginger in the Arizona sun.

WashDishesGetMoney2902 karma

Mouth Kiss me Robby.

Ass to Mouth Kiss me.

WashDishesGetMoney2399 karma

Like an Alaskan pipeline of sorts.

WashDishesGetMoney1916 karma

That was slick.

WashDishesGetMoney1900 karma

You poor soul.