Waffleophagus

This may be the single best AMA answer in the history of reddit.

Cook, yes!

Toast? YES!

Dress, definitely.

Sing..... tries to imagine Brian or Jason singing Ehhhh....

Because /u/ScamschoolBrian can't reddit, here's a clickable link: Action News Kickstarter

Uhm... that's a felony. Like, super felony. Not so much FBI, as it is FAA. And you don't fuck with the FAA.

But... anyone can make beer. You've made beer. With that legislation people would be able to make their own money!?!