W_I_Water

Have you got the couch unstuck?

Well thanks Sam, now I have got to reread the book because I think I missed that completely. Granted it's been twenty years or so, it might just be forgetfulness. Not that re-reading Douglas Adams is in any way a chore.

ALL HAIL DOUGLAS ADAMS!

Not OP but another bouncer. Check people LEAVING to see if they got drugged? Surely you jest? Everybody got drugged! I can't see if it's voluntary or involuntary intoxication, how am I supposed to make that distinction exactly? Only if people come to me and say that (they think) they've been "roofied" can I make that assesment.

"being a good bouncer is about being observant". I agree completely.

(Not OP) A dude once fell asleep on a couch inside, don't know what he was on but he started masturbating in his sleep with a dozen people watching. I had to wake him up and explain the situation. Awkward.