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VonDrakken242 karma

Understanding that every market is different, what characteristics in a courtesan (either demographics or skills) do you think allow them to significantly raise their prices?

VonDrakken60 karma

Are you saying that a horse-sized penis is the goal of a magical quest in an role-playing game? Or are you saying that you would deal with a horse-sized penis by firing a rocket-propelled grenade at it?

VonDrakken15 karma

Your Honor, that's something that this bird law expert cannot... a-doodle-doo.

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Any thoughts on Robert Stroud, The Bird Man of Alcatraz?

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Conversely, the Pinto is a great analogy for a bad diaper because it explodes when hit from behind.