VonBeegs

If it makes you feel any better they lie to adults too. I've had two thoracic surgeries and they told me things like "removing the plastic drainage tube wrapped around your lungs doesn't hurt, Vonbeegs" right before the excruciating removal of said plastic tube.

If he's a method actor I can only imagine she's just glad it's over.
"Honey...drink."
"I'm not thirsty"
"It is your destiny!"

How loud are your farts?

Remember to turn it off when you hit the white elevator. It's better that way.