ViviFFIX

You forgot to mention the evidence of our claims. People say we share 96% of our DNA with chimps. What they neglect is the fact that we share 100% of our DNA with pirates.

You can't make claims without evidence, that is a premise for our religion. Plus, it makes it harder to argue against if you state this fact!

Back when I got ordained, you needed the certificate as that was your official proof, the card is like the counterpart which was optional to carry around.

Not in the US, I don't believe as it's not technically a recognised religious garment. In Australia and various European countries it is and can be worn for passports, drivers licenses etc...

I have never tried myself in the UK, but as long as I go through some red tape, I can be recognised as a real member of the clergy.

Is there actually such thing as a fish?