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Vitalstatistix852 karma

Aka, you're single and dating around, like pretty much everyone who's single and dating around does.

"Infiltrated" is such a scummy word choice.

Vitalstatistix824 karma

You have more faith in redditors going outside than I do.

Vitalstatistix291 karma

Without any context, that looks like a delicious calzone.

Vitalstatistix146 karma

Sounds better than hanging out with people texting/chatting/online all the time. That shit is so ridiculously rude. I understand if you send a couple texts if you're all planning on going out later and are trying to plan, but non-stop on the phone is rage worthy.

Vitalstatistix130 karma

Michael Bolton's stock went up 1000% with that. Now back to the good part!!