Virtualmatt

That's what I was thinking he did until I got to the part of the post where he fished poop out of a toilet and put it in a bowl…

To his credit, he would have had to think of this while impacted with 6 pounds of poop. I doubt I'd have any good ideas with that level of impaction, either.

God damn. Was there any additional workout for that, or is it fully the product of hiccups?