VindictiveJudge

Less, "Damn it, not this bullshit," and more, "(chuckles), I'm in danger," kind of a thing?

And eyebrows, but that's just attention to detail.

I twisted my knee once and tore the cartilage. It actually sounded like celery cracking, but louder. It was also excruciatingly painful, would not recommend.

Some people are born to greatness, others are born with a dick in their mouth.

It's actually The Sun -> Mercury -> Venus -> Earth -> Mars.