VibratorEngineer

Nothing crazy like orgies or meeting testers, but this is my favorite story:

I ordered $1,000 in competitor vibrating rings on my bosses corporate credit card. American Express calls my boss, about the purchase, so he calls me in his office and puts it on speaker phone. The lady on the other hand starts off normally, asking about the purchase, until she comes to the word "cock rings". We hear her hesitate, and then stutter it out. My boss at the time, decides to ruin this person's day and says" Wait, $1,000 of what?" in which she had to repeat cock rings. He then makes her go through the list of each one to ensure that the "order was correct". As the lady from American Express reads each one off, you can hear her dying on the inside, as my boss snickers the whole time. After giving his information (mother maiden name, etc.), she then asks if he accepts the charges, in which he responds "Yes, I am having a party at my house today". The office could not stop laughing.

It was great because I was 21 at the time, however my boss had his PhD in Mechanical engineering, and was particularly sad about his plot in life.

We did crush test on the vibrating rings to account for heavier people. Basically I built a machine to simulate two fat people fucking.

We would do lube test, trying hundreds of different types of lube on our vibrators to see what effect they will have over time.

So I did not experience this, but our head of engineering was a female, so she went to the group chat for the post trials, pretending to be one of the women. She wanted to make sure that these testers were open about what they liked and what they did not, fearing that the women would be shy talking about masturbation in a group setting. She was very wrong: apparently the women said some of the raunchiest shit on earth, shoving them up their ass before picking the kids up from work kinda stuff. She left the group chat in tears apparently.

edit By head of engineering, I meant that she was Director of Engineering (all of our engineering divisions, not just vibrators), vs my boss who was head of engineering for the vibrator division.

Connection through my father (the other job he got me was a dishboy at an all girls' camp). When my father found out, he could not stop laughing, the same with the rest of my family.