Vettelaw

Mr. Wiseau,

I am getting married in the near future and already have plans to throw a football around in an alley with my groomsmen. Any pointers on how to keep the game moving and to elicit the best awkward laughs from my groomsman for the videographer to pick up? Also, how can I best avoid injury?

Thanks for all you do.

Oh...My...God..... Of course you are absolutely invited Tommy, please provide a place to send the invitation.

When you worked with Geoffrey Arend on ST, could you have ever imagined he would land someone like Christina Hendricks?

So you're telling me there's a chance?

*props to /u/BurningKarma

Do you use Samsonite brand luggage when you travel?