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10 times stronger than steel

Also

10 times stronger than other leading brands

Are you implying regular pantyhose are as strong as steel?

I am unfamiliar with your use of peanut butter as a verb. Please explain yourself. Also, smooth or crunchy?

Tensile strength of steel is 53,700 PSI

Tensile strength of nylon is 12,000 PSI

Shh, that's my follow up question.

Other than from the standpoint of water, how could this be the wettest we've ever seen?