VAPossum

My favorite was the Stonecutters. Hearing him say "Let's all get drunk and play ping pong!" for the first time was beautifully surreal.

I know you like the way my wheel churns,

You can tell by the way I churn my wheel
I'm a ladies' boat, y'all can deal.
The traffic's loud and the sun is warm
I've been cruising around
Since I was born.

You know it's all right, it's OK
Under clear skies or on a rainy day
I'm out here gobbling down
All the trash lost by the town

Whether you're a hovercraft or a humble raft
We're stayin' afloat
Stayin' afloat
Whether you're a sub or made from a bathtub
We're stayin' afloat
Stayin' afloat

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' aflooooooooooooooooooat

Well now, I sail low and I sail high
And I eat it all, I really try.
I eat old cans and trees and lost left shoes,
I'm a trash wheel, baby, it's what I do.

And now it's all OK, and it's all right
I can take another bite
To keep this waterway all clean
Don't you know that it's my scene?

I read "It" when I was about that age, recovering from hefty oral surgery and on a lot of drugs.

Let me tell you. I am still not the same.

I regret nothing.

I just fell in love with Reddit a little bit more.

I love Gordon Ramsay's AMAs. The man fucking offered a guy a job in one of them.