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V0nd3rbach115 karma

Perhaps he was calling you a bitch because he had asked for diet coke and you gave him cranberry juice instead.

V0nd3rbach90 karma

But, I am not there to serve you

I understand it might not be your first priority but if this is truly how you feel then perhaps you're just as jaded as the rest.

V0nd3rbach14 karma

And telling people what's available to drink, assuring infrequent fliers that you're on schedule, dealing with passengers that don't understand how the environmental controls work, and enduring those tiny bladders that follow you down the aisle because Jesus fucking christ they might breathe on you.

V0nd3rbach10 karma

Ok fine, what else do you have?

V0nd3rbach-2 karma

"But thank you anyway"

I think you missed that part.