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UrMomLikesMine40 karma

A shelled pupper.

UrMomLikesMine8 karma

Holy shit!!! I got a response. This is becoming my new lock screen! Thank you so very much for responding. When my mom comes to visit, she brings her yorkie named Bella. She's(the dog... Not my mom) a little shit but she makes me laugh (ok... My mom can occasionally be a little shit as well, but at least I don't USUALLY have to let her outside to piss). Won't take up any more of your time, hope you make another Reddit user throw their phone in joy.

Edit: my phone did not fucking crack. It's some Titus loving magic right there that kept it in one piece.

UrMomLikesMine7 karma

cue closing credits

Edit: a word... I'm an idiot :)

UrMomLikesMine5 karma

Hey Chris... Mr. Titus... Damn I can't be disrespectful to you. Ok so first I want to say, I have all the Titus DVDs as my go-to to cheer me up. Damn it, I'm shaking trying to think of something to ask because you're that freakin awesome!!! Is there any go-to items, dvd, CDs whatever that you have to lift your spirits?

UrMomLikesMine4 karma

OP missed out on an opportunity to say "neigh."