UnidanSmith1986

Your steed awaits.

Unfortunately, Verne had no lines in this movie either.

It seems...

(puts on sunglasses)

he was a little hoarse.

 

^{YEEAAHHHHHHH!}

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Edit: It seems Mr. Troyer knows his way around horses. "I used to be Amish, so I know how to drive a horse and buggy." - Quote from multiple sites.

Dear NSA,

I just clicked a link without thinking. Please keep that in mind.

Regards,

U. S. 1986

Edit: Thank you for the Gold, random stranger.

I've done more than that on the highway.

By any chance did that highway have painted lines that other drivers stayed between? And was the highway engineered to handle (much) higher speeds by being long and gently curving?

When beginning a racing class, a man I met used to ask everyone "Who here as done 150 mph on a motorcycle?" Not surprisingly, everybody raised their hands. "Keep your hands up."

He would then ask "Who here as done 150 mph on a motorcycle, then pulled on both brakes as hard as they could?" Not surprisingly, everybody lowered their hands.

you guys rub one out together

Really? You have to be rude like this?

Now somebody else has to ask for clarification about eye contact because you selfishly forgot to ask.

OP's: Do you maintain eye contact when rubbing one out?

This is so bad, it's not even wrong. Any mind that has written it cannot be saved at this point.

Since leaving a gated community and fuck-tons of convenience and money, I eat better than ever, am healthier than ever, live pretty much on my own terms, and am 100% recession/depression/replaced-by-automation proof.

Your statement shows you can't distinguish between cost and value.

And if you don't think that creating shelter and food isn't valuable, you don't think.