UndersizedCub

This is the best post in this thread.

I'm not Donald Trump.

It only took one or two surprises for me to learn to let people know early on lol. As for my worst sexual experience, it was losing my virginity at about 18. She thought I wasn't erect, and when she realized I was, she tried REALLY hard not to laugh. She was really sweet, and honestly, I don't blame her. She hardly felt it when it was in, and I finished after about 30 seconds. Everyone's first time is bad, but, that felt especially bad lol

As for best, it's hard to say, since I've had my fair share of good experiences.

Nope. I drive a VW Beetle. Might as well be forward about it. ;)

Also true