Uncle_Retardo

How do we pronounce your name? Is it like ''WiFi'' or ''Yifee''?

Oh cool! I find Parmesan works best for me, also I find cheese + hot drink (usually soup) guarantees results, I only do this if I'm in a good mood or like you mentioned the nightmares can be rather awful. I once was forced by my mother at gun point to suck my fathers penis, very bad dream.

If the boss said "Hey, ThisSucksLogs, here are the keys, take her up for a spin.'' Would you be able to start the engines, taxi, take off and land? At what point do you think you would need to eject if things get hairy?

Do you ever eat Parmesan Cheese before bedtime?