UltimateHawkpie

Falls 5 floors into a coma.

Still has a sense of humour.

You da real MVP.

Mad respect dude. Glad you've made the most of life. I hope you get to spend the rest of your years doing the things you love around the people you love

Doctor from an alternate future where they actually picked him up and moved him, told he wasn't going to make it, so he travelled back in time creating an alternate reality where the doctor saved him.

What happened when you woke up? Did you start freaking out or did you calmly come to?

Did they pay you or was it a generous donation? Also on a side note, how much does an average ostrich cost?