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USMCEvan474 karma

Kinda reassuring, isn't it? I know I feel better about myself, now that I know there are people who get off on being watched as they mutilate their genitals.

USMCEvan412 karma

"What do you MEAN you didn't see? I CAN ONLY DO THIS ONCE, BB!"

USMCEvan157 karma

Antonio Banderas makes dick jokes just like the rest of us.

New favorite actor.

USMCEvan56 karma

God, I would LOVE to get paid to kiss Ryan Gos- I MEAN, EMMA STONE.......

USMCEvan45 karma

Hi Jon!

What does Victoria smell like?

And, of the two of you, who would win in an arm wrestle?