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TwoTinyTrees2458 karma

I had a garage obsession. I must have had, I don't know, 27 garages. But, I had no cars! Too bad we didn't know each other back then.

TwoTinyTrees799 karma

I would just stop, stare at him/her, take out both of my hearing aids and continue with the joke.

TwoTinyTrees374 karma

Did you ever vomit spaghetti on your sweater during a rap battle?

TwoTinyTrees163 karma

Is it hard to type with gloves on?

TwoTinyTrees115 karma

He can have it! I would be honored.