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Turtledonuts257 karma

Have them do a constellation of a pickle inside an astronomy tattoo! who else do you know who has a Easter egg in their tattoos?

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Another peer reviewer hated it, dismissing it with a single paragraph and saying the content was disappointing.

Fuck reviewer 2, all my homies hate reviewer 2.

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But Snowden is a international fugitive from a handful of terrifyingly hige intelligence agencies, and im a suburbanite with nothing interesting in my life.

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If you had to pick one person to narrate aloud the horrific screaming that fills all our heads at all times in 2020, who would it be?