Trolls-Gone-Wild

You seem strangely obsessed with oatmeal. Have you gone through any major life changes in the past few years?

Exactly what I was thinking. I, Robot here we come.

Edit: Spelling, jeez, sorry I can't remember the spelling of a movie that came out years ago!

I sort of stared at the ground whenever I got dragged into VS by my ex, I didn't know what to do with my eyes. You guys should have men zones where guys can just zone out and play video games or something while the girls that dragged them there buy their butt strings and boob holders.

Why were the majority of my managers dickfaces?

That sounds incredibly awkward. Did she try to help you shop for thongs? As a guy I can't even imagine another man helping me shop for boxers.