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My brother and I ruined the Staples $3 store credit for used ink cartridges. You could turn in three used cartridges per day for $3 store credit that paid out once quarterly with a gift certificate in the mail. He and I would buy used cartridges on eBay for about $0.33 to $0.50 apiece after shipping. I drove by a Staples on the way home from work and would stop in two days out of every three. I remember getting a check for $540 that one time, and it cost less than $90 out of pocket.

They stopped doing it, and now give $2 per cartridge with a limit of 10 per month.

Edit: We bought lots of 500 to 1000 cartridges on eBay, not one at a time.

This...this is the sort of dedication I cherish. You are a prince among thieves.

Ethan Handsome: When did you change your name back from Handsome Hawke?

My gravest apologies for deadnaming you, Handsome. Carry on.