TritonSubs

I wanted to say that we could attach a trebuchet but those don't work underwater :/

We just came back from lunch and were talking bout this question. Here is what we came up with:

We recommend using our new submarine that is rated to a 7500ft depth. You could dive so deep it would be impossible for them to follow you.

yep

We have done that. Some of the Reactor watches are certified to 1000m (3300ft). We put 10 of them on a sub and dove to 1000m and they held up fine. https://www.reactorwatch.com

Hahahahahaha