TrevX9

This is quoting the helicopter tour scene from 'The Dictator' where they discuss the Porsche 911 in a foreign language, subsequently freaking out the other people in the helicopter tour that they're on.

This poor bastard has been unfairly downvoted into hidden comment oblivion...

THAT'S THE USERNAME YOU PICKED, CAROL?!?!

Now to find strippers in the bible belt...

I'm sure there's one in ear shot. Just shout "Hey strippers!" or blow into a conch shell or something.

Agreed. I also think after this case over (either way it ends but I'm rooting for you) and you have nothing stopping you you should do a follow-up and post the group.

I wouldn't have believed you if you said otherwise.

New idea: Ask actors and scientists in AMAs the same question. Any other answer than the one above can be an indication that their answers are dishonest.