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TransformerTanooki98 karma

Gas stations is either the dumbest or the best place to have a fireworks stand.

TransformerTanooki65 karma

The sea. She be a harsh mistress.

TransformerTanooki28 karma

Someone at corporate is watching this thread and saw the word union and shit themselves.

TransformerTanooki15 karma

Why not just give us a hole to squat over? That's basically what they're trying to get it down to at that point.

They say there on the website that the bowl hasn't changed since the 16th century. I believe that's because no one ever looked at it and went:

"You know what. Taking a shit is nice and relaxing and all the way it is but I need something that will give me a challenge and possibly make me constipated."

TransformerTanooki15 karma

Really is. Helped me out alot over the years. Probably be dead without it.