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Gas stations is either the dumbest or the best place to have a fireworks stand.

The sea. She be a harsh mistress.

Someone at corporate is watching this thread and saw the word union and shit themselves.

I have the same condition! How did you get six clots? Did the doctors not keep you on the blood thinners? Did the doctors not find the condition for a while? My first doctor did not keep me on the blood thinners but the second one did.

Why not just give us a hole to squat over? That's basically what they're trying to get it down to at that point.

They say there on the website that the bowl hasn't changed since the 16th century. I believe that's because no one ever looked at it and went:

"You know what. Taking a shit is nice and relaxing and all the way it is but I need something that will give me a challenge and possibly make me constipated."