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We have a horse that freely roams out yard, long story, but the other day I saw him run to meet the damn mailman. A fucking horse.

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Well we might have to try to make that happen ;) <3 Edit: 2 million dollars? OK well then, we will send the sponsorship money from the moooonnn

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Not as interesting as you may think, I just didn't feel like explaining it, basically my sister is at college about 3 hours away, and we have to keep the horse in a paddock in our yard (we have a fairly small yard for the area, about 1 acre), and the horse has become rather smart and for some reason has found a way out into our yard, I suspect he is being the stubborn bitch he is and is too good for the grass in his paddock.

Edit: Take note, I live in a town where it is normal to see swamp buggies drive down the main road, and to hear shotguns to off a few streets away, not to mention the redneck gangsters.