Toribor

Huwhaaijalivdakisupahdatable!? Eereoogoreatanadafable!

This would never work on me. If an attractive woman was hitting on me I'd know it was some sort of trap.

Man, I was a fucking weasely businessman at Chuck E Cheese. I found out if you had a massive amount of tickets they would just weigh them to determine how many you had. I soaked those motherfuckers in the sink so they were all wet and THEN made them weigh them. The employees looked at me like I was a freak, (fucking soaking wet tickets) but I swear I magically doubled my profits that day.

Less cocaine since the 80s maybe?

I picture her walking up to a middle aged businessman while dressed as a catholic school girl furiously fellating an ice pop.