TopographicOceans

Really. Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you’re stupid than to speak and prove it.

A fed bear is a dead bear in many places.

When a civilian lies under oath, it’s called perjury. When a cop lies under oath, it’s called getting a conviction.

Except putting a finger up the tailpipe isn't part of the car's physical.

Similar to PEBCAK, my father was a repair shop owner for years. Often the cliched case would occur of someone hearing some sort of noise, which disappears when he tried to reproduce it. He used to say it's a loose nut behind the wheel.