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Yes, this one. It's not a rape joke, but it sure looks like it, so we never did it:
p1: a mayor hands someone a giant key, "here you go, the key to the city!"
p2: "and here is a keychain of the city, it’s got a bottle opener of the city on it!"
p3: "and a rape whistle of the city,"
p4: a giant shadow covers them and the crowd. mayor, “uh oh. here comes the city raper”
TonyASP13 karma
More than you'd possibly believe, but none of them would make you laugh. Here's one that's been in a Google Doc for probably three years:
"p1: high school student is standing in a hallway, other guy walks by with a friendly wave: “Hey four-eyes!” “how you doin’, four eyes!” p2: Girls asked student “Why do they call you that? You don’t even wear glasses.” “Oh, ha, they are talking about the letter “I”. My name is Dimitrii.” p3: guy is walking away, has two really intense eyes on the back of his head"
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