Tonka_Tuff

they actually had to keep shaving him between takes.

What's a human suitcase?

It's a Decembrists song, always assume SOMETHING terrible is happening to somebody.

" I fell asleep in this meeting and got my poo on my face."

"What's the craziest thing that's ever happened at work?"

2 hours later: "Well, one time somebody dropped a 20 ton load onto a city street"