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ToiletRollTubeGuy12833 karma

But would you sign up to my fuck-a-fan contest instead?

ToiletRollTubeGuy578 karma

Do you ever fear that if anything ever happens to you, it'll happen to Bruce Willis, too?

ToiletRollTubeGuy175 karma

Aren't you scared Television has plateaued now The Return is over?

ToiletRollTubeGuy96 karma

/r/unexpected seems so predictable compared to David Lynch's mind

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How do you introduce yourself at parties?