TiredEyes_

Or like Billy Mays, "BILLY MAYS HERE, CHECK OUT THESE ABUSED PETS! LOOK AT THIS ONE, THROWN OFF A BRIDGE, OR THIS DOG, MALNOURISHED AS FUCK! CALL NOW CALL NOW CALL NOW!"

Typical aspiring writer here:

Now that you've "made it", I'm sure you can write nearly whatever you'd like. How often were your works turned down by agents/publishers at the beginning of your career?

I would’ve bundied you?