Time_for_Stories

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Time_for_Stories719 karma2017-11-09 18:37:14 UTC

Guards! Arrest this man! I am Joel!

No I'm Joel! He's lying!

Look at the birthmark on my butt! I'm Joel!

I don't have a birthmark on my butt!

That's because you're not Joel. Take him away boys!

Time_for_Stories514 karma2015-08-13 12:23:42 UTC

TIL my bank has a fetish

Time_for_Stories481 karma2013-03-31 15:26:47 UTC

Stupid bowels, always thinking they're the shit. Fuck you bowels!

Time_for_Stories286 karma2012-05-19 01:37:35 UTC

The Canadian soldier always says sorry after killing someone.

Time_for_Stories221 karma2012-08-23 18:25:56 UTC

It's a problem with the cloth, sir. The next 10,000 will be up to specifications.