Thunder-God

As a guy in my 40s, I think I have been watching you perform as Svengoolie since before I could drive. My question to you is ... do you age? I don't think you age. Are you actually a vampire? I'm wondering if when you do the Stooge-a-palooza, you're actually wearing human make-up to hide that you're actually a vampire that doesn't age. It's cool if you are; I ain't no vampi-phobe. I just wanna know.

Thank you. But I think I'm going to keep my Van-Helsing gear close by though ... just in case.