Thriven

Your spirit and loins are willing but your sphincter is no where near prepared for the spicy food.

Have you ever watched the movie "the jerk" with Steve Martin? You'd like the first opening scene where steve martin starts his life story :)

Just me or was that last bit of panning back from turbo just so grim before he met his demise?

We didn't send three copies to Grandma's extended living center.

Your autoimmune system is just preparing for the spore zombie apocalypse from "the last of us". We'll be looking for you when that time comes for the vaccine.